Bigfoot with Butterfly wings?!?!?!

bigfootA new sighting of Bigfoot seems more like a clever way by a pseudo-scientist to get some heat on his recently released tome (which something tells me no one has ever thought about reading let alone actually cracking it open) than it does a legit sighting of the most famous American Urban legend.

Stan Gordon, author of Silent Invasion: The Pennsylvania UFO-Bigfoot Casebook, is reporting on his website that on March 18th, 2011 someone else caught sight of silent-invasionthe ever elusive legendary beast…

In Gordon’s own words (found at his website):

“On March 21, 2011, I was contacted by a witness who reported having an encounter with a very strange creature during the early morning hours of March 18, 2011. The incident occurred on a rural road in Butler County between Chicora and East Brady. The witness, a businessman passing through the area, stated that “this was the freakiest thing I ever saw, and it made the hair stand up on the back of my neck.”

The man told me that he was driving down the road when from about a quarter-mile away, he observed something on the right side in a grassy area. His first thought was that it was a deer. The driver stepped on the gas to move closer to get a better view. From about 50 yards away, he observed something that appeared to be hunched down, and then stood up. The driver then observed a very tall muscular creature.

At this point, the driver had his high beams on and watched as the creature walked in front of a yellow reflective road sign, then crossed the two lane road in three long steps and continued into a wooded area.  What he saw was a humanoid figure that stood at least 8 feet tall that appeared to have smooth leather-like skin that was of either a darker tan or light brown color.

StanGordonThe creature never looked at the witness, and was only observed from its side. The head appeared to be flat in the front section, and then rounded out. “At the top back of skull, it was like one of those aerodynamic helmets. The top was not quite a point, but looked like a ridge on top of  the head.” The face was flat, and the eyes were not clearly defined, but the man thought that they might have been pointed in the corner. The ear that was observed on the left side was long and flat, and came up and back and was pointed backwards like a flap.

The arms were muscular and a little longer than that of a human. The hands looked more like a claw, but the number of fingers was unclear. One physical trait that stood out was the extremely muscular legs. The witness stated that it was hard to explain, but the legs did not move like that of a human, and “looked like they bent backwards.” The witness also saw what appeared to be wings on its back which were tucked into its body, with the wing tips extending toward the side of its head.

No unusual sounds or smells were noticed during the observation which was estimated to have been about 7-8 seconds. As the motorist approached the location where the creature entered the woods, it could no longer be seen. The next day the witness decided to drive back to the location of the encounter to look for any evidence. The ground conditions were not suitable for tracks, and nothing was found. The witness did, however, measure the road sign that the creature had walked in front of. The sign was just over 8 feet high, and the head of the creature was estimated to have reached about 4 inches above the sign…”

Myths and Legends… oh, and children’s books…

Backward bending muscled legs on an eight foot tall, brown suede, winged beast that could have given less of a shit about being watched…

Seems perfectly reasonable to me…

harry-bigfootBut it does make one  wonder as to why, if the creature seemed to not be too put off by being watched by a human being, were there no accompanying pictures taken of the creature with the better than average camera that seemingly every last one of us has resting ever so comfortably in our front pockets…

Seems to be a reasonable thought being that the witness was neither running for his/her life away from a rage fueled beast or anything.

That’s not to say that this person didn’t see a Bigfoot (or whatever the hell it was) out on the side of the road that day… just that it would have been better for his story had he had a picture to prove it too.  But we could say that about any of the Bigfoot stories (and when they do have pictures, our first thoughts as a society is to begin making Chewbacca noises and laugh at the jerk who thought we were born yesterday) so in the end it comes down to you and your beliefs…

Bigfoot-signIf you believe in the Bigfoot phenomenon then you know that Pennsylvania is the heart of Bigfoot country thus making a sighting where neither Bigfoot nor human witness would be at all stunned to have come across the other a perfectly reasonable and common occurrence.

But if you don’t buy into the whole Bigfoot thing then this is just another waste of your oh so precious time burned away by some ass hat churning the ol’ shit batter around in order to get his name out in the ether in order to move a few copies of his book (not to mention the minutes of your life we at the Constitutional have burned away.)

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