Chinese Ball o' light aliens!!!!!!

ALFNothing snaps you back from a weekend of celebrating the zombie resurrection of the Christian Lord quite like a video of an alien invading a Chinese parking lot...

 Here's a video, featured on a Chinese news network (which, by the way, could they have found two more ear piercing speakers... sounds like two cats being forced into a dryer... i wonder if this is how our mysterious friends from the East feel like when they hear Megan Kelly poorly read her scripts...), of what is claimed to be an alien (or something) coming down in a Chinese parking lot.

 Give this a gander and believe... (Or don't depending on your gullibility)...

[Ed note: I am sorry for the “spamming” early in the video… some sites insists on making all about them for some reason then wonder why no one takes them seriously…]

 

The Truth Is Out There

(But then again, it’s could all be bullshit)

 

Alien_Invasion_2We are being invaded by blobs of lights!!!

Hide yer kids... hide yer wife...

 I got a few issues with this video (other than the afore mentioned plastering of one’s site info on a video that said site did not create but located…):

First of all it seems to me that, while a good number of very credible videos of strange phenomenon do come out of China, there are a whole lot of bullshit videos of military exercises, lanterns flickering off in the distance, and just out and out bullshit that I believe being is promoted by the Chinese Government to keep the oppressed Chinese folks worrying more about the perceived threat posed by the little green men as opposed to the actual oppression of the megalomaniacal yellow ones they currently are living under.

 

light-ball

All we are looking at in this video is a strangle blob of light oozing down off of a different light source only to vanish into the Chinese spring air.

et_reeses_movie_yoestNot of ET following a trail of Reese's Pieces into some anemic boy's closet…

Or of a landing party kicking off the beginnings of our End...

A blob of light.

I’m sure somewhere in the hills of California there are a couple of hippies that went a little too far eating some sugar cubes at Burning Man a few years ago and never made it back that are just loosing whatever is left of their minds watching the video of the lava lamp come to life but for the rest of us, this really doesn’t look to be much more than just some shoddy video taken by Chinese cameras (known the world over for their less than desirable photographic capability).

 But perhaps there is something to this video...

 I'm not so married to the "carbon based life forms" evolution model that we experienced on this planet (and thus assume is the only way it happens in the universe)that I won’t accept a life form evolving however it found a way to.

Could it just be a glare of light caught in a lens???

Of course...

MarsAttacksBut it just as easily (though not as likely) be a light based (an idea I am more and more starting to flirt with in my mind) form of intelligence as it could be any of the other explanations (Chinese kid in foil suit, out of focus flashlight off in the distance, self-igniting Chinese lantern, or something) beyond camera malfunction.

And who ever heard of Chinese cameras malfunctioning…

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