Woman records her own alien abduction!!!

hb020-alien-abductionWriting about the manner of rubbish that I specialize in, I do tend to see a whole lot of unusual videos…

Distant dancing dots of light…

Interesting CGI creations worthy of Hollywood’s biggest films…

And the occasional, honest to goodness weirdness that we all look for when we start taking any sort of interest in this shit…

Today’s video has just such weirdness.

This is a video, brought to us by the good folks at Cosmic Conspiracies, that features something that is usually left to the realm of science fiction… Alien Abduction!!!

12406856726B5dlpAccording to the report from the Cosmic Conspiracies, “Sonia” (as she has chosen to call herself, opting to keep her true identity to herself)  had been complaining for a while to anyone who would listen that she had been getting molested(as in bothered, get your minds out of the gutter perverts…) in the middle of the night.  After a while, her husband- eager to once and for all shut this bitch up- suggested that “Sonia” install a closed circuit camera in their room in order to try and capture the midnight disturbance.

What she got was rather shocking…

Check out this video of “Sonia” getting abducted by aliens… (and don’t worry… the video does a pretty solid job of setting up the story)…

 

[Sorry, gotta click this link for now to check out the video]

For your conviniance, here is a runthrough of the video in pictures:


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Here is "Sonia" laying in bed, minutes before the occurance...

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"Sonia" shifts, no doubt intended to convince us that this is not some carnie trick but an honest to goodness event!

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"Sonia" leaves the bed, seeming to melt into the matress.

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Thirteen minutes later, "Sonia" returns, floating through the matress and into the air for a brief moment before...

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... crashing down violently, disturning herself and her husband.

 

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alienexamSo what do you think…

Scariest video you have ever laid eyes upon???

Or…

Most obvious hoax your eyes ever took the time to look at…

My  biggest issue is that it all happens conveniently under the covers making it impossible to really ever see what happens other than the lump under the sheet seems to “disappear” then- thirteen minutes later  (thanks to the magic of time elapsation) – magically “reappears” in the bed alien-abduction-mainwith an alarming thud, jostling her partner.

It seems like pretty much a basic parlor trick- an inflatable object or maybe a trap door or something (perhaps CGI).

Not to mention that by some strange twist of fate the video happens to be shot in in  a medium that for whatever reason there does not seem to be a way that one can view it on a computer (thus making it impossible to manipulate digitally)…

Seems to me like a whole lot of trust being laid at the feet of people who have done little to warrant it…

Now I will give the Dave Cosnett from Cosmic Conspiraciescredit… he seems to be a serious journalist; taking special care to make sure he thoroughly researches his subject. 

And he seems to think there is something to this (and does vouch for the validity of the evidence he is presenting).

Buuuuuuut…..

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Ialienabduction’d love to buy into this…

I would give real money if I were able to turn off the part of my brain that knows better and just “see” just what the video shows.  I really would.

But unfortunately I can do that no more than I could change the rotation of the Earth…

As much as I would like to say this is a legit video, I really cannot get past the fact that it just feels like an alien version of Paranormal Activity.

It’s nice…  made my skin crawl like The Fourth Kind did when I first saw it… but without further proof, I have to say this is a hoax video.

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