Shit... It's what's for dinner...

turdwich-776433There is exciting news coming out of the Orient (Japan I believe) that will forever change the meaning of the expression “Eating a warm Shit Sandwich”…

Japanese researchers are pretty sure that they have found a way to make artificial meat out of human fecal matter.

That’s right… thanks to the hard, hard work of some brilliant Japanese scientists the day will come soon where we are going to be able to eat out shit.

Mitsuyuki-Ikeda-shit-burgerJapanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda has developed a “burger” made from soya, steak sauce essence, and protein extracted from human feces.

Check out this rather informative video from the Youtube that will explain everything to you…

 

 


Brilliant isn’t it???

sweet_movie-carole_laure-02Take a bucket of sewage mud (a polite way of saying a bucket of shit soaking in shit sauce), separate the lipids and proteins salvageable from the turd stew, whip it (toss in a healthy amount of soya for texture and steak sauce for flavor) and in no time what was once a bucket of shit is now a pound of laboratory produced, feces based “meat” ready and safe for human consumption.

Makes your tummy growl just a tad, don’t it…

Shit… It’s what’s for dinner…

2_girls_one_cup_2girls1cup_funny_tee_postcard-p239538021097654401qibm_400Now before you go writing this off as just a clever bit of gross out humor wrapped around some outlandish scientific discovery, bear in mind this is a concept that really is not that far-fetched an idea…

Gross or not friends, this little yellow motherfucker is giving us all a glimpse into our disgusting future.

How else did you think they were going to feed the 9.3 billion humans expected in inhabit the planet within the next thirty years… Twinkies and Rice-a-Roni???

As disgusting as being served shit sandwiches is going to feel, rest easy taking a nice bite out of that knowing that it really won’t be the worst thing you will have had to gotten used to in living in the city.

Shit sammies for lunch… thrice filtered piss for a cool drink… and then off to the Government Reproductive Offices in order to put in for a Poontang Permit in time for the Anniversary …

Where the fuck are my shades… this future is fucking BRIGHT.

But at least the honorable Ikeda isn’t the mad scientist kind deluded by his brilliance to believe that it is wanted by all peoples…

pile-of-poopDespite the touted lower caloric count of the shit based meat as opposed to pure beef, it’s lower fat content, and the reduced volumes of (human) waste and environmental damage  Ikeda acknowledges that the idea of eating a piece of “meat” made out of human shit is something that most people find rather unappealing.

But- and God bless this creep- Ikeda believes that in time this will change, as the benefits of lab meat will be seen by the resources lacking citizens of the world.

Its a brave new world friends...

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