I guess it really is 4:20 somewhere....

Alien-Smoking-WeedIt’s not all that uncommon for strange and mysterious crop circles to just pop up along the English countryside.

Usually the designs- typically geometric patterns- are said by Crop Circle enthusiasts the world over to be mathematical messaged to the people of Earth from otherworldly beings.  But despite that belief, there has yet to be a crop circle where the meaning of the extraterrestrial authors has been understood by the people of Earth.

Until today.

A recent design found in the western English countryside has seemingly caught the attention of Europe with its clear and concise message it is trying to sell to the people of Earth…

And I believe it is a message we can all get behind…

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“Smoke Weed Everyday…”

media_httpitelegraphc_kqhts-scaled1000The strange design was discovered on Wednesdays August 3rd, 2011 near the Cherhill white horse monument (located in the western British countryside) and since its discovery has brought forth hundreds of curious onlookers; making the pilgrimage to the site in order to catch a glimpse of the curious corn field art project from the stars.

I got a bridge to sell you…

Crop Circle Makers Hush Hush

Usually I am the first to want to give these intricate designs the benefit of the doubt; my mind so easy to buy the mystical and magical when it is Crop-Circles-Alien-Sign-The-Messagehappening in the dreamlike environment I imagine the English countryside might be... Rolling hills and fields of crops just bursting with Earth nymphs and Nature fairies… it just seems like the perfect place for such a thing to occur…

And because I feel that way about the subject, and I know that I cannot be the only person who feels that way (and judging by the fact that all our best sword and sorcery flicks seem to revolve around characters who speak with British accents I believe it might be due to subliminal suggestion), I have become convinced that these “Crop Circles” are not the work of extraterrestrial of Earth spirits but rather the work of people intent on making sure that their tourist industry stays popping during these hard economic times. \

circlemakersfoundersMy proof???

Why is it they seem to happen only in the English countryside (I know that from time to time they might pop up in other parts of the world, but most find that they seem to be concentrated in England) if for no other reason than because instead of being messages sent from another dimension to bring hope and enlightenment to our savage people , they are the result of the taxing labors of bored math-magicians making a few extra shekels for themselves while making sure that their country towns keep turning profits on their alien based economy (would there be any other reason to go to any place in England outside of London).  It's the same reason the trees and bushes in Orlando all seem to be wearing Mouska-ears...

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