Have you ever stumbled upon a varmint hole and wanted to just blow that little fucker and his borough to Kingdom fucking Come? Ed Meyer did, which is why he made the better mousetrap, so to speak. Meyer dreamed of not only finding a more efficient and humane way of killing the unwanted critters, but also to inject an element of fun that only making things explode can. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Rodenator.
"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."
Those were the immortal words of Bill Murray in Caddyshack, a film that not only showed that golf- a game once reserved for the stuffy and elite of society- could be fun, but also showed that there was more to killing an unwelcome subterranean creature than just putting some poison down and walking away. As Carl Spackler taught us, you have to go where the varmint sleeps... get into the varmint's head. Millions of years gave us the superior intelligence, but it took Ed Meyer to take that gift and create the superior firepower.
It's called the Rodenator and it has but one purpose... to blow critters up good. The way it works is simple. You insert the tip of the Rodenator into a borough hole, fill the borough with propane gas, pull the trigger and BOOM!!! The gas build up knocks the little fella out, meaning that when you pull the trigger, he is asleep, thus unable to feel it per say when his borough becomes his fiery grave.
Of course there are many downsides to this invention. I imagine at some point some redneck is going to try and get rid of the rats in his walls by jamming the end of this thing into the walls of his trailer and will no doubt end up blowing himself and the meth lab next door right to Hell. That being said I challenge you to watch this video and tell me you don't want to judge and jury to these furry, crop killing nuisances.