Nutty hippie takes tasteful nudes from inside a dead horse...

tauntaun-cake-1I have seen a lot of odd things that men from my generation have done to find a way to garner sexual pleasure from their childhood memories... (WARNING: GRAPHIC PICTURES!!!!!!!!)

I have seen a girl dress up like Willie Scott (not china man song ‘n dance girl Willie Scott but Pankot Palace Willie) and try to seduce someone dressed up as the Maharaja (I get that the costume should have gone with Indiana, but for some reason this worked out for the better)...

Countless Princess Leias (my favorite was when my wife dressed in the Slave Leia chainmail outfit and was forced to fulfill ever twisted delight of me as Jabba the Hutt... laugh all you want but you ain't lived until you cooed into the ears of a woman in Huttese while getting blown...)...

One time, I even heard of a guy dressing up like Bike Shop Operator and the ladies (as there were two) dressing up in blackface as Arnold and Dudley in a very odd reimagining of the now imfamous Diff’rent Strokes molestation episode…

But leave it to the good folks from Portland to go yard on the rest of us with a woman and a dead horse...

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I thought they smelled bad on the outside...

faaaaceEveryone, meet Elizabeth Herrick…

Lizzie, and her boyfriend Joshua Washburn, seem to have gotten themselves into a little bit of trouble with a recent photography project they decided to share with the world…

See, the happy couple had a horse… a fairly old horse from what reports claim.

And like all good old horses, the time came when it had to go down.

So sweet Lizzie and Josh did what any good Gaia fearing hippie would do….

Shot the horse, gut it, take a few sexy pics of Lizzie inside of the DEAD horse carcass, then eat said horse… ya know… “… to be at one with it…”.

Needless to say, the pictures got a reaction- including death threats to the happy couple and calls for a police investigation (a police investigation, mind you, that determined that there was no crime committed).

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"People are shocked ... horrified. It's extremely shocking," Washington County Sgt. Dave Thompson told The Huffington Post.

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"This is definitely number one on the oddity list," Thompson said. "It's like nothing I've ever seen before."

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"The fact that this woman crawled into the horse between killing and eating does not constitute a crime… If they had killed the horse just for the purpose of taking the photographs, then we would have had a case for animal cruelty.”

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