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Pussy Riot!!!!!

angry-catIt is bad enough that cats have taken over the internet... Do we really wanna cede them Europe???

A woman and her little dog were mauled by what is being referred to as a “...pack of feral cats” in the small French town of Belfort. According to accounts, the woman and her poodle were going for a morning stroll on Saturday when a gang of six wild cats pounced on the two, knocking her to the ground.

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Mysterious lights spotted over France!

small-screenshotA Frenchmen captured footage of three bright orange lights floating ominously over the city of Lyon, France on June 28, 2013. 

The footage shows what we at The Weekly Constitutional believe to be a triangular shaped UFO (which have been spotted all over the world for years now). 

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Scientists to prove we don't live in The Matrix...

code-sightWhile the rest of the world is busy trying to figure out ways to survive the coming years, bracing ourselves for the coming return of Quetzalcoatl and Gaia’s removal of protecting favor from Humanity, American scientists have decided that there are bigger questions to answer…

Namely, just how factual The Matrix was…

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Turks call Jabba racist...

lego-boxA group of Austrian Turks have come out recently to demand that the Lego corporation apologize for insults to the Muslims, Asians, and other Oriental peoples for the grievous insults they have heaped upon them with their replicas of movie set toys.

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And we all thought the French were money hating Socialists...

2012-end-of-the-world-717716You have to give it up for humanity…

Even in the face of a global apocalypse, they are willing to be just bags of shit with one another…

Bugarach, a small quaint village tucked away in the foothills of the French Pyrenees Mountains with a microscopic population of some 170 Frenchmen, has been overrun by outlanders… And the locals are making a killing on the venture.

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