Versus: Rambo VS Rocky
Here at The Weekly Constitutional we love action movies and the characters in them. For your pleasure two of Stalone's greatest and most iconic characters face off to see which is the best....
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He is the ultimate killing machine, everything is a potential weapon |  | Weapons |  | His fists and his ability to block punches with his face. |
"When war is in your blood, killing is as easy as breathing" | | Catchphrase | | " Yo... Adrian!" |
Fatigues, old tent for a poncho, and a red bandanna to keep the blood of his enemies out of his eyes. | | Gear | | Red, white and blue trunks that Apollo Creed died in, boxing gloves, title belt, and gallons of body oil. |
All of Asia, Commies, Law Enforcement, and Brian Dennehy | | Enemies | | Speech Coaches, Tommy Gunn, Books, Russians, and Mr T. |
His Machine Gunn, Cartoonishly Large Kife, Bow-N-Arrow,and Ghosts of his past kills. | | Allies | | Drunk Paulie, Mickey, his nagging wife, and his sissy son |
4 Movies plus1 in Production = 5 total. | | Filmography | | 6 Movies if we count the one that sucks really bad. |
Post-Tramatic Stress | Push | Weakness | Push | Ugly needy women, can't take anymore hits to the head, and Big Words |
He spent years in a POW camp, stitched himself with tent nylon and a pig bone, currently hunting cobras. | | Toughness | | Cries like a baby, but has such a big heart that after he takes a beating can take on anyone. |
Living off the grid, kept Russia out of Afganistan, and slaughters a village of Asian Warlords. | | Greatest Victory | | Illitracy, Poverty, Ivan Drago and Mr. T |
WINNER | LOSER | |||
