Jessica Biel bitches about being pretty...

 

jessica-biel-picture-1In the latest issue of Allure, Hollywood knockout Jessica Biel has made the bold statement that being good looking has gotten in her way in Hollywood (because there are so many hideous freaks staring in big budget motion pictures).  But apparently she is serious.  She claims that she is not offered the more serious roles because her good looks get in the way, "It really is a problem. I have to be blunt. If you don't like the audition, then don't hire me. But if you don't even want to see me, that's hurtful."


Of course it is hurtful Jessica.  Of course it is.  Being paid millions of dollars to poorly repeat lines that someone else wrote for you must be hellish.  Oh you poor thing.  It is one thing when actors are bitching and moaning about not being paid enough for their work.  While it is a life I will never understand, I do realize that the do make someone a shitload of money and they might be entitled to a larger piece of it.  But to come out and complain about not getting more serious work and claiming it has something to do with how plump your ass is might simply be the most ignorant statement ever made. 


Jessica, baby...


112708-jessica-bielIt's not that you are not getting job offers for more serious and meaningful work because you are too pretty.  The reason you are not getting the better roles dear is because, well, you are a terrible actress.  Sure you are pretty to look at, but for Christ sake... it takes a lot of work to have Adam Sandler and Kevin James come off as better actors than you, and my dear you managed that.  But that is OK.  You act as though there is some indignity in getting by on your looks.  What's wrong with that?  Do you see Channing Tatum bitching about it??? (And he can actually act).  Many of us dream of not having to kill ourselves day in and day out to earn a buck.


So in closing, get over yourself sugertits.  If you are so sick of being judged because of your sweet ass and pretty face, gain 40 and have surgery to make you look more like one of us.  See just how far you get when it is not the firmness of your ass but rather the strength of your performances that gets you work.  I completely get you wanting people to take you more seriously as an actress, I really do.  But instead of blaming your looks instead of your lack of talent as to why you are not getting better work is just asinine.

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