In a recent interview with CBS's The Early Show, Megan Fox- the latest "IT" girl in Hollywood and star of this summer's Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen- went on to promote her latest project and somehow managed to screw it all up.
In the interview, Fox claimed that watching the latest installment from the Transformers franchise would give someone a brain aneurysm. She went on to say "I'm in the movie, and I read the script, and I watched the movie, and I still didn't know what was happening. So I think if you haven't read the script and you go and you see it and you understand it, I think you might be a genius." She completed her time on the show by stating that she did not act in the Transformers movie, doing a lot of running and screaming towards the camera instead.
Thursday, Michael Bay (the film's director) fired back at Fox, telling the Wall Street Journal "Well, that's Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do." (Which as we all know is Hollywood director speak for "That cunt is fucking stupid.") As to her claims that his film did not allow her to display her acting chops, Bay disagreed, stating "Nic Cage wasn't a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck before I put him in 'Armageddon.' Shia LaBeouf wasn't a big movie star before he did 'Transformers' -- and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from 'Bad Boys.' Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in 'Transformers.' I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films."
Now Michael... do you make big stars? Of course you make big stars. You make big movies, and big movies, on top of making big piles of money for everyone involved, also make the stars in them big. But just because someone is a big star does not mean that they are a good actor. It simply means that they made money. Case in point, that busty two dollar whore you have shilling for your flick, Megan Fox.
Oh poor Megan... On TV whining that she didn't act in Transformers.
Megan... sweetie... we know you didn't act in Transformers 2. We watched it. You could not have mailed that movie in more if you jammed the script into an envelope and literally shipped it to yourself. It is a sad thing when that no talent hack Shia LeBeouf manages to be more convincing than you. So I have an idea for you sugar-tits. How about you settle your ego down and realize that if not for Michael Bay seeing something in you (two somethings actually), you would be offering two for one's at the local strip club in order to buy diapers for the illegitimate son you had with some nameless trucker who slipped you an extra twenty to let him play "Glaze the Clam".
(P.S. - I don't care what the hack movie reviewers for this site claimed. Transformers 2 was a steaming pile of CGI shit, with the two racist "Jar-Jar Binks"-esque robots sadly turning to the high point for the two and a half hour piece of crap Michael Bay shat out on the screen last week.)