Those Wacko Jackos...

Michael JacksonOh those Jacksons... They do just keep on giving...


It has been more than a week since the King of Pop released his mortal coil and Gosh darn it if those wacky Jacksons are not still plaguing our headlines...


janet-jacksonFirst there are rumors that Janet Jackson and the four remaining members of the Jackson Five are thinking about filling in for Michael in his fifty concert dates in London.  An unnamed source has claimed to the UK Sun that in regards to Janet (Ms. Jackson if your nasty), "... a number of discussions have taken place, and things are looking hopeful. Jackie, Tito, Jermaine and Marion have been approached as well, with the idea that they would perform as the backing band."  They also are claiming that the planned shows would also feature a digital image of Michael haunting the stage while his family tries to matter now that he is gone.


latoya jacksonAnd speaking of gone, there is sister Latoya.  As we all have known for quite some time, Latoya has had the loosest of grips on reality.  And with the death of Daddy Warbucks, that grip has eroded to at best a finger hold.  Over the weekend, Latoya told a London Newspaper that she believed that her brother did not die of a drug overdose which may or may not have caused his heart to stop working, but rather that he was murdered (this is the part where you all gasp aloud.. maybe pull your paws to your mouth and open your eyes all wide and such).  She went on to clarify the statement to the reporter, stating "He was surrounded by a bad circle.  Michael was a very meek, quiet, loving person. People took advantage of that. People fought to be close to him, people who weren't always on his side."  Latoya also alluded to the prospect of a criminal prosecution in the matter of her brother's death to the Daily Mail (who paid for the interview), but did not elaborate on the matter.


joe-jacksonAnd of course, no Jackson story ends without bringing up dear ol' dad...


Rumors are swirling (mainly in the British press, but they are out there) that Joe Jackson, father of Michael Jackson, is reportedly getting Prince, Paris, and Blanket ready to take over the world as the Jackson Three (because he did such a great job with the Jackson Five I take it).


Now, never mind the validity of these claims (it's no fun to point out that this is obvious bullshit)... Joe Jackson knows that, well, the kid(s) not his son, right?  I mean... look at 'em...

Prince, Paris, and Blanket jackson


Now look at you...

Joe Jackson


You're wife....

Michael Jackson's mommo


Hell, why not take a look at thier "dad" before he went all wackadoo with the skin bleaching and the kid raping...

Black Michael Jackson

They are not going to be able to moon walk.  Nor sing.  Hell, you will be lucky if children named Prince, Paris, and Blanket manage to grow up sane (especially Blanket... something tells me that lil' fucker is gonna have a tough how of it...).


And now, the palate cleanser, if you will...


Ian HalperinA new book is reportedly claiming that Michael Jackson had two gay lovers.  Ian Halperin, author of the unauthorized biography that the King of Pop was in fact gay and had kept two male lovers: a half Asian Las Vegas construction worker and a brief dalliance with a Hollywood waiter.


According to Halperin, "He rarely left his residence, but when he did, according to one of Jackson's closest confidants, it was to meet a boyfriend at a run-down motel.  Michael would leave the house in disguise, often dressed as a woman, and would go to meet his boyfriend at a motel that was one of Vegas' grungiest dives. Michael was broke. He struggled to put food on the table for his children. It was all he could afford then.  A close aide of Jackson who confirmed the affair to me said that he had no knowledge of what went on behind closed doors at the motel. But the aide said Jackson would dress as a woman after midnight to meet a worker employed by the city of Las Vegas."


About the fling with the Hollywood boy toy, Halperin claims in his book that it was a brief but passionate affair, with the smooth young aspiring actor visiting Jackson's home for a three week stint.  Halperin's claims can be found in his book Unmasked: the Final Years of Michael Jackson.

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