Breaking News: Tara Reid is still alive...

 

playboy_logo_sexNothing saved a dying magazine like a naked washed up has been...


As many of you reading this may know, Playboy is having tough times these days.  Turns out that overcharging for a magazine which actually does have rather compelling articles keeping their tame and disappointing nude pictorials company is not the best business model one could come up with.


And this is not something new.  Playboy would not be the first pornographic magazine forcing to rethink its product in the brave new world of free (mostly amateur) pornography found anywhere on the internet.  Who among us does not remember when Penthouse started going for tinkle erotica in some of their edgier spreads during the end of the Guccione days???


tara-reid-oneBut according to InTouch magazine, Playboy has missed the mark totally in trying to get new eyes on their glossy pages.  Turns out they have Tara Reid naked...


"The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. "She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started," says an insider. "She looked great and finally got into the groove." Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, "I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds."


Never mind the fact that this move is about five years too late...


tara-reid-twoIf you had told me in 2002 or so that you were going to get Tara Reid to show her snatch off, I might have plunked down five shekels to catch a glimpse of that train wreck.  After all, that was before the booze, coke, and Carson Daily took their toll- leaves her body torn apart, her reputation in shambles, and her vagina covered in herpes scars*. (*allegedly)


But 2009 Tara Reid...


I was actually shocked to find out that she was still alive.  Let alone posing for a nudie magazine because her career has totally fallen off. 


Now what I am going to be looking for is if they (being Playboy) are going to do any touch up to her train wreck photos.  Anyone with a computer for the past few years has had more than a few glimpses of Tara's body in various stages of undress.  We know her tummy looks like a topographical map or Asia and her legs are covered in cellulite.  roast-beefWe know she has botched up boob job scars and that one of her nipples was obviously poorly placed back on her booby.  God only knows what that snatch of hers looks like???


If Playboy has any integrity, they are going to let Reid's pictures go untouched- a stark reminder to the world what drugs, booze, partying, and sex with Carson Daily can do to your body...

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