Someone thinks a bit much of themselves, don't they...
Walking disaster area (though according to the rags, she has been doing much better lately) Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for using her name in one of their two very popular Super Bowl ads.
In the ad, America’s favorite web savvy though not yet housebroken slicky boy infant is trying to get out of trouble with his girlfriend for blowing her off.
"And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?" the baby girl asks before another baby girl pops into the screen saying, "Milk-a-whaaat?"
Because the milkaholic, slutty baby is named "Lindsay" (which the company behind the ad claims to have been given that name because it is the name of one of the women working on the commercial)- which happens to be Lindsay Lohan's name- the actress is suing the internet investment company to the tune of $100 million for using her name.
"Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit," Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said in a statement to the New York Post. "They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."
Lohan and her blood sucking lawyers believe that under New York State’s civil right laws, the company unfairly sullied her good name as, apparently; she can be the only "Lindsay".
Wow... for you junior lawyers scoring at home, this would be the textbook definition of a frivolous law suit. How in the world Lohan (or her people) managed to watch this commercial and come to the conclusion that they are in fact referring to her as the milk guzzling diapered baby whore is beyond me. Now if the commercial claimed that the slutty baby had herpes and was referred to as "fire crotch", then maybe you might have a case to stand on.But for now, this is just a sad attempt of someone who used to be somebody trying to do whatever she can to keep her lifestyle of pretending to be a lesbian and not working before she snorts up all the Mean Girls and Herbie the Love Bug money and has to start doing porn (which I would totally watch... Hell, I might even pay for it...)