Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson call it a day...

 

Lohan and Ronson during happier timesThey say that for one to truly live they have to have loved and lost.  And booy oh boy has Lindsay Lohan loved and lost.  Has she ever...

The most publicized train wreck de jour, Lindsay Lohan, and her grrlfriend have called it quits.  And as the rumor mill claims in Hollywood, this time it is for real.


As thier relationship started to die...Apparently, Lohan- who has been self destructing for years now- has finally gone bat shit enough to drive away the last person who seemed to be willing to put up with her crazy, drug fueled, overindulged ass... club DJ and lesbian of note Samantha Ronson.


Lindsay told E! Online that the couple called it a day because "[she] wants to focus on herself for a while" (that and she is not a real lesbian).  But according to OK!, the Ronson clan wants to get a restraining order against Lohan to protect Sam from Lindsay and her madness. 


Among their claims is that Lindsay is completely whacked out on drugs, seeks attention at whatever cost, and apparently is a cutter (note for readers: none of us are shocked to learn about any of this).  They also claim that Lohan attempted to crash a Ronson family gathering over the weekend and had to be asked to leave by security.


Wilmer Valderrama, Luckiest man aliveOf course, as we all know the real winner in this madness is failed actor Wilmer Valderrama.  He had the good sense to put stones to that redheaded disaster when she was freshly 18 (if that) and not yet tainted with all the drugs and whoring and STDs (if you believe Paris Hilton that is) and to get rid of her the second things got hinky.  So to you Wilmer, the Weekly Constitutional sends their salutes.  While we think you are a douchie ass muppet, we also cannot knock the fact that you taxed Lohan before she got rode hard and left wet for the rest of us to point and snicker at.  Good job man!  Way to see the future...

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