Lohan to face theft charges....

t1larg.lindsay.lohanIf for whatever reason a textbook was to be written about the celebrity culture in America around the turnoff the decade, Lindsay Lohan will have her own section.

From up and coming Hollywood starlet to Inmate # 7468-25 in just a scant six years… Not too bad for a ginger out of Long Island with two horrific parents and no discernible talent…

24 year old train wreck Lindsay Lohan is expected to be charged Wednesday with felony grand theft after being arrested last month for stealing a “one of a  kind”$2500 necklace from a Venice, California jewelry store.

The charges are coming just five weeks after Lohan’s release from court ordered drug rehabilitation.

"We vehemently deny these allegations and, if charges are filed, we will fight them in court, not in the press," Lohan lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley said Saturday.

Lohan is currently on supervised probation stemming from a 2007 DUI conviction.  The court ordered stay at a Betty Ford Clinic for Drug and Alcohol Rehabilitation came after failing a drug test (required by said  DUI) last year.

Celebrity Justice

There’s zero chance this broad’s gonna get out of this one…

Unless this really is all one great big, blown way out of proportion, monster misunderstanding Lohan will find herself again a guest of  the state… Only this time her stay will be a  little more long term.  

Amazon

What Do You Think

Gay Marriage....

Our Friends Check Them Out

RobotsWillKillUs

You are here: HomePopGossip Lohan to face theft charges....