Well, turns out that all the smoke lingering in the halls of Hogwarts wasn't coming from Dumbledore's cauldron. Jamie Waylett, the tubby limey actor who plays Crabbe in the Harry Potter film franchise, got snagged by the British fuzz for grass.
Yes. Ironic isn't it that the same website that just hours ago was dancing at the idea that the UK was actually flirting with the idea of legalizing marijuana is now reporting that fat Britt Waylett was snagged by the Bobbys for having eight bags of weed on him. From there, the cops searched his mum's house and found ten marijuana plants being grown under a lamp.
Now there is a part of me that would rail on and on about how this is just another example of how the state police is making criminals out of otherwise law abiding peoples. But in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, he mailed in his performance and truly tarnished the film as a whole, so I say fuck this fat bastard!
If convicted of his charges, Jamie can expect five years for the possession and another fourteen for the growing. I wonder if British jails have the rape issue that American slams do...