Beck to hold Courage Rally in Holy Land...

30beck01-600Leave it to an old school radio carnie to try and pull off the greatest radio stunt ever planned…

Its one thing to have thousands of people just show up for a radio happening…

Only the best of the best have managed to pull off such a feat.

Howard Stern…

Rush Limbaugh…

The true “Heavy Weights” of their medium.

So imagine my shock when Glenn Beck (the radio/TV carnie lucky enough to draw some 8 to 80 thousand [depending on whose numbers you want to go by…] Conservative Christians to Washington D.C.  to his “We Hate the Black President”- er- “Restoring Honor” rally last year) announced he was going to try and top his trick by drawing huge numbers to his next rally…

And boy- is it ever a doozie.

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Jerusalem, Israel will be the site of Beck’s “Restoring Courage” rally expected to be held in August.

Check out Glenn, from Monday’s show, as he lets his radio audience know his delusional plans…



Crazy from the Heat

Blowhard American DJ known for making statements bound to draw the ire of the more militant members of an Arab society (let alone one that feels it has had enough of being chased out of their homes ever couple of days by Israeli tanks) planning to pull off a Pro Jesus/Abraham/Mohammed (though mostly Jesus) Rally in the middle of the Holy Land with all of America watching…

No way this doesn’t end with the sound of “Al Ali Akbar” being shouted out by exploding Palestinians…

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For months Glenn had been close to the edge (close enough for Fox News, a channel who doesn’t turn away from edgy controversial television personalities [insert Geraldo in turban here]to part ways with the bow tied pundit that did draw very solid ratings for the news channel)- screaming about collapsing financial institutions, global Glenn Beck self appointed messiahcurrency conspiracies, his personal enemies lists, and thoughts that he is fated to broadcast the Apocalypse.

Looks like all it took for his imminent collapse to take place was a trip to Israel.

 He warned his listeners that he thinks disaster is imminent for Israel, because of a "two state solution that cuts off Jerusalem" from the world.

"God is involved in man's affairs, but so is the force of darkness," Beck stated  ominously n his show Monday.

"I believe I've been asked to stand in Jerusalem. Many in the history of man have had the opportunity to stand with the Jewish people...and they have failed." He asked listeners to "stand with [him], in Jerusalem" in August.

Enter the Pot Talk

BeckPreacherNot to get too “Pot talkie” for everyone but what if like a thousand years from now… long after our society has crumbled and risen again… people go around worshiping the round faced messiah… born again to his people from the Hell of wine, women, and morning zoo antics (fueled by Cocaine- the nitro fuel of the 1980s) to try and save his broken people.  The Gletholics- as they will call themselves- will be walking around in bowties, speaking of their Christ who died at a rally he was holding in Land of His Father to try and restore the courage to do right in a world wrought with Bad.  How  the blood of the American Messiah and his throngs (cause let’s be honest, the crazy son of a bitch can draw a crowd) of glassy eyed sycophants were to be offered to Almighty for the cowardice of all Mankind, so we may be bathed in the noble blood of Courage and Honor to do what is right and true...

Not that crazy a thought…

Not like we don’t know people who still believe that some guy magically raised himself from the dead after having been tortured to death or anything…

 

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