The fact that his wife is making such insane allegations or the fact that she is doing so on some limp dicked podcast rather than on some of the “big name” shows (I get Opie & Anthony and shows of that ilk are not the hugest of the huge in regards to media but O&A have to have more listeners that whatever Tree House Radio Network this podcast is being distributed by…).
But she did and so it now falls to me to report this to you, the faithful reader…
Apparently Hulk Hogan and Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake liked to stem the rose.
While doing an interview on the Aug. 17 edition of the Matty P's Radio Happy Hour, the former Mrs. Hogan was asked a question about a rumor I personally had never heard about before pertaining to the nature of the relationship Hulk Hogan had with Brutus “the Barber” Beefcake (a C level wrestler from the 80s more known for his longtime friendship with the Hulkster than he was for any sort of ring accomplishments…)
Check out this clip from Matty P’s show:
In response to his ex-wife’s comments, Hulk made this statement via his Twitter on August 18, 2011:
“Feel sorry for Linda Hogan I can’t believe how low a person will go,even to lie to hurt others just to stay in her perverted spotlight. She will have to answer to the power upstairs for her evil lifestyle,I can only pray for her,what a wasted life,God bless her.”
Hulkster & Brutus sittin’ in a tree… A-S-S-F-U-….
I would love to come out here and just kick the shit out of Hulk Hogan for once again being accused of fucking some poor drugged out jobber in the ass while clawing his way to the top of the pretend fighting world but sadly, this time I really can’t…
There is not a doubt in my mind that there is nothing more to this story than just some jilted former lover going out of her way to drag the Hulkster’s name in the dirt yet again in order to garner a few extra moments basking a the fame sun that has now more than ever been shown to have been his all along.
She is trying to sell books (books that I might add have nary a mention of Hulk and his lover Brutus but does have some allegations of emotional and physical abuse as well as philandering by the Real American…). And making a statement like this (as ridiculous as it may sound) gets her name floating around out there (I mean, why else would this site, let alone every other site out there that ran with this story be talking about this used up twat?).
I even believe she may have been the one who sent the email, knowing full well that the only kinds of clips coming out of this podcast that would have made any other media sources (thus getting her fading from public memory name back out in the pop culture) would have had to require either an extraordinarily salacious rumor about Hogan or her talking the host to orgasm.
Thankfully, we got the Hogan/Brutus rumor as opposed to in-depth descriptions of Linda Hogan’s aging woman parts.
But even that blessing is not without its victims…
While Hogan came out and in all truth did slap around his wife rather nicely with his tweet, the fact is he deep down loves that for the first time in weeks his name has come up ion something other than fan boy messages on his Facebook decrying his recent string of just awful projects in order to keep his head above water (because while Linda had nothing to do with the body slamming of Andre the Giant the State of Florida did deem her eligible to receive half of the fortune amassed because of it), the true victim in this running of the mouth is Brutus…
Poor, poor Brutus…
It has been ages since anyone has even thought about Brutus “the Barber”, only to be brought up in these torrid lies.
Torrid lies that force one to dig a little into the life of Brutus to see if there might be any sort of foundation where one could start to build up on this rumor only to discover that this real life Randy “the Ram” has not been in the news since his 2004 arrest, where in a humorous series of unfortunate events Brutus was snagged by the Feds for what was believed to be Anthrax seen within his ticket booth at the Boston Subway where he worked at the time only to have to admit that it was in fact cocaine, landing “the Barber” into rehab.
“Why can’t I quit you…”
The words of Linda Hogan do bring a question to me…
How is GLAAD not crawling up this woman’s ass with the same sort of zest and vigor that they crawl up other known people making perceivably “anti-gay” statements?
How is this twat of a woman being allowed to say these things about the Hulkster as though alleging homosexuality is the worst thing one can say about a man during a time when it has never been safer for one to be a gay is madness to me.
Tracy Morgan and Adam Carolla got in trouble for saying things about the gays in pure and total jest and they got their good names run through the ringer.
But that this bleached out never-was can go around trying to further sully the already tarnished good name of the former pop culture icon by alleging gayness with not a batting of the eye by the Gay and Lesbian rights group known for their unyielding glare and genuine lack of any sense of humor or irony is just beyond me.
But then again, if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it…