Some chicks really have no idea just how fat they are.
Turns out that despite the seemingly endless drone of television reports on the skyrocketing national obesity rate of the United States, 25% of its women seem to have no idea that they are overweight.
The study also discovered that an additional 16% of women have the exact opposite problem, seeing themselves as fatter as they really are usually resulting in an eating disorder of some sort.
The story also found a cultural link between women and this epidemic of "fat denial". According to the study, while more than 80 percent of African American women and 75 percent of Hispanic American women meet the standards for being overweight or obese (meaning they have Body Mass Index ratings of 25 or more), women in these ethnic categories were less likely than Caucasian women to see themselves as overweight. "It is most likely a cultural difference. It's more acceptable in the media to be overweight if you're African American, for example," states Dr. Abby Berenson, the study's lead author.
Now of course I understand that the study conducted by the University of Texas was done in order to prove a link between the misperceptions a person has about their body weight and its effects on said person developing long term proper eating habits as well as in preventing diseases linked directly to obesity- such as diabetes and hypertension.
But I would like to use this news in order to usher in a more delicate subject that I feel really must be addressed...
The ever raising obesity rate has lead to a few unforeseen consequences, like the boom in the "rag on a stick" business.
But the most shocking trend is the "fat denial" a lot of broads seemed to be suffering from these days. Any man who has been single recently has had to have come across someone with this affliction.
It has many faces... all of them puffy and multi-chinned...
Whether they be "Fotties" (fat girls with cute faces), sorority chicks that let themselves go, sloppy trashy chicks carrying fresh baby weight and a bloated liver, the chubby friend that demands the same sort of fawning over as her more attractive counterparts, the "Big n" Beautiful" crowd, or just your run of the mill fat chick with just too high a self esteem to go with that body mass, one thing is abundantly clear to all single men who cross their paths...
They obviously have no idea how fat they are
Eye of the Beholder
Now don't take this as a slight against fat chicks...Quite the contrary...
In the sexual pecking order, there has always been and always will be a place for fat girls.
I mean, where else would men go to break slumps?
And who will all the skinny brothers date?
(And before you go rolling your eyes at the misogynist ladies, just how many meals and movies have you enjoyed that have been provided by chubby guys that had no chance of taxing it... How many?)
Just saying that there is something to be said for a sense of proportion...
Namely their own.
See, the wrap on fat chicks is that while less attractive physically, they tended to be nicer and more willing to be "eager to please" in the sack than their skinnier, more attractive counterparts who could afford to be more demanding; thus making them tolerable long enough to get to know them and see the beauty on the inside (or long enough for the man to gain his "comfort 20" rendering him too fat to do any better thus locking him in).
But then, shit changed...
(While there are no official records to substantiate it, it is my theory that this behavioral change is directly linked to when Queen Latifah started doing Covergirl commercials. The increasing popularity of social networking sites combined with the photographic style of "MySpace magic"- where the photo, usually taken from an elevated vantage point and primarily focuses on the face and ample bosom, leaving the body out of the shot- has also been said to have been a cause.)
Suddenly it seems that the once easy prey of "fat chicks" became more cunning... more demanding.
It is my fear that if this behavior change continues at its present rate, there will be a significant spike in the number of single fat chicks, unable to attract a mate due to the shedding of the trait that made them a viable target.
Should this trend increase as predicted, combined with the lower per capita birth rates found among the beautiful people (lest they ruin their perfect bodies with loose skin, saggy breasts, and varicose veins), it could spell out the extinction of the human race within a few generations.
The entire human race driven off the face of the Earth just because a couple of fat broads just can't accept the reality of the situation...
And this is something that we just cannot allow to happen.
So please ladies... be honest about what you see in the mirror...
It's not medlesome little elves making your jeans shrink while in your closet or the way the cunt at the salon cut your bangs cause she didn't know your head...Just admit you are fat and drop the fucking attitude.