Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach...

THOM-ACEEMyrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach....

God damn, motherfucking Myrtle Beach. 

I've been to many of the South's various ports of call. And while I will openly and undeniably voice New Orleans as my number one with a bullet destination, Myrtle Beach is always a close and beloved number two. 

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Thom Acee fought the Law (or at least jabbed at it with his barbs...)

THOM-ACEEAll this talk in the news lately concerning overzealous police, with itchy trigger fingers and a willingness to act like Stormtroopers in their day to day existence, has me thinking about my own experiences in dealing with law enforcement. And I've had a few, some more deserved than others... But there is one that sticks to mind... It's an amazing tale of violence and vendettas... And it all started because of some goddamned pirate...

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Thom Acee: Night Tripper

THOM-ACEEThe second to last time I did LSD was a fucking insane night... It should have been the last time I did acid,  but for some reason a particularly nasty break up and a Type O Negative/ Butthole Surfer concert made for a perfectly good excuse to eat some old paper a friend of mine had uncovered in his mom's fridge a few months later. 

But that second to last time was a fucking doozy...

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Taking the Red Pill: Thanksgiving

112514-tgiving-snoopyEvery year, Americans come together (symbolically) and- as a Nation- give "Thanks" to whatever Higher Authority they believe has blessed them with such good fortune as to be born an American (and if for whatever reason this feeling of genuine appreciation for having the luck of being born an American isn't swelling within you, give any international news channel a few minutes of your time... You'll be singing "God Bless America" midway through the Africa segment....). We call the day "Thanksgiving"... A day marked with football, overeating, family, and thankfulness.

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Thom Acee Explains Gang Bangs...

THOM-ACEEA friend posed to me a question late last night that I found a bit hard to answer right away. Granted, I was deep into a three joint rotation (thus making the simplest of thoughts complex), but it still made for interesting fodder (which I, tired of fomenting panic over Ebola, am going to share with you).  See, he has been trying to work his ol' lady into a "Devil's Triangle" (also known as "Chinese Fingercuffs" or "the pig on the spit", given the part of the country you hail from... Either way, it's a threesome involving two men and one woman, in which she is done simultaneously). 

To his surprise, his chick objected... But not how he thought she would...

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