The Blackhole that ate my time...

gore-inventI swear… When Al Gore invented the internet, he didn’t do it as a way to help mankind…

No, no… that environmental prick knew that by creating an infinity vortex where every thought would lead into a deeper, more consuming thought he would eventually grind to a halt every productive energy this A.D.D. riddled nation has; burning them jumping from one distraction to the next.

Take me for example…

I was sitting quietly, editing a short story I have been working on when I wanted to check a word usage I had decided to choose.

But as I started typing those words into Google, my wife- always eager to be helpful- shouted from behind her ipad “Be sure to look up “Chinese women wrestling”.”

So I did…

And lost damn near an hour because of it.

So here it is… your gateway to nothingness…

Chinese women wrestling. 

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