Then comes suffering at the hands of some twisted perv.
But then, after the death and the sodomy comes a little known terror in the hearts of Moms and Dads the world over…
Having a baby get snatched by a bird.
Check out this video of a golden eagle swooping down from the sky and snatching a Canadian baby.
Needless to say, as with anything cool on the internet, it has universally been proven false.
Still cool though.