Has Boyd Bushman ever got a yarn for you...

11214-ufo-believeThe Internet has been arching loads all weekend over the ramblings of a 90 year old man who left a dead bed confession intended to blow the world away. In life, he was a scientist for Lockheed Martin and held a top secret clearance... 

But in death he has a new identity...

His name is Boyd Bushman, and he's a crackpot...

 11214-ufo-bushmanLet s start here: Boyd Bushman, once upon a time, was a brilliant man. He did real work that others will one day stand upon and seem as Giants as they present their efforts. 

That said, this is thirty minutes of listening to grandpa prattle on about when he was relevant. Trade the nonsense about the Phoenix lights with for some archaic dissertation as to what makes blacks the superior athletes, and you have almost every conversation I ha e ever had with my grandfather (including the alien pictures). It's sorta boring and a bit befuddled and sadly, due to his not actually being my grandfather, comes across as tedious, with just a hint of "full of shit". 

But, like with Alex Jones and most of what I say after a few belts, buried within those piles of said shit are morales of good shit. 

I don't doubt his claims as to what he believes... I'd be lying if I didn't acknowledge my own agreement with his assertions as to life existing beyond ol' terra firma. 

His alien craft pictures might be accurate (granted, they do look a lot like the UFOs of classic Hollywood) and his alien portraits could very well be valid (the Internet is just beating itself off to the point of Blisters alleging otherwise but those naysaying fucks would doubt their own mothers if given the chance...), but they might just be the ramblings of a former genius, feeble brained by age and dementia and longing for something more to read in his epitaph than "devoted Husband" and "loving father"... 

But why muddy his tale with my words when you could end up just as bored and confused listening to this old jogger patter on about aliens... Bullet points to follow, but give the old guy a chance.... 


 

Tuesdays with Boyd? 

 I'll give this much to Boyd... Dude didn't come unarmed... 

Swinging around his lofty resume, Boyd dives right into his fantastic tale; breaking out Phoenix Lights pictures and showing off close ups on the UFOs... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This little meander into the vehicles of the aliens brings us to his pictures of the aliens themselves... 

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11214-ufo-fauxalienSure, they look like a Halloween toy any jabrone could order off of Walmart.com, but have a little faith, damn you! He has pictures of their toes to prove it. 

And of their neck and their home planet (Quintomia, if you must know) and even of an alien hand. 

He then gets into his work with a soldier who was working at Roswell (the Roswell...), a confusing tale about the fastest prop plane around shooting down a UFO (which he examined but split the scene, not wanting to deal with the Military) which ends up leading him to conclude that a) Roswell and Area 51 were real and b) he was the only one who could talk about it (granted, on the absolute very last moment to do so). 

 

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He speaks of unsuccessful Chinese and Russian efforts to build their own UFOs (as well as the 39 American souls lost trying to do the same). 

11214-ufo-handHe has pictures of anti-gravity matter experiments (note: not the actual materials that he had in hands to conduct the experiments, pictures of the experiments... He must have just misplaced them, I'm sure....) other neato scienctificy looking pictures and descriptions... All part of his thirty minute video featuring an old man flipping through his pictures. 

A Closing Thought...

Should we feel sad that in his final days, Boyd Bushman (who died in August of 2014) felt the world needed to see 11214-ufo-falsothe sum of his life's work... A scattered mess of scientific psychobabble and a few doctored photos??? 

Or that we have been so smothered by our cynicism that we can't sit and listen to an old man patter on with his engaging (all be it far fetched and a bit nonsensical) tale of aliens and conspiracy without immediately going out of our ways to discredit him like a common fool... 

I don't think Boyd Bushman is telling the truth... Granted, I ask think that Boyd Bushman (or at least the Boyd Bushman who was once a great thinker) had been widdled down by life into the doddering old coot we watched rail on for thirty minutes about his nonsense. It's sad and it's funny and we should all be so lucky as to one day look like such a fool. To live that long and be still that willing to seek mystery out of this increasingly predictable planet we live on is something we should admire, not ridicule. 

If anything, it's a message that we should all heed... 

It could be the old adage... Modified, of course to better fit the scenario... You could build rocket ships forever, and the world will call you a genius... But you speak up oncep about aliens being real, and you're a damnable fool hardly worth the food we spared to keep you chugging... 

Or perhaps this is more apropo, given how it all turned up... 

Don't ever outrun your coverage, kids... Don't outlive everyone who knows and cares for you, lest some jackass will put you on video speaking madness forever on YouTube (where assholes like me will just kick and kick and kick your message until you are known as nothing more than an idiot and a fool...) . 

Either way, don't say you didn't learn something.... 

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