Obama takes sh*t onPresidency; Wipes ass with Flag...

21215-nero-barryfiddleThe world rattles with the pounding drums of Mordor; the the whole world seeming to be dancing on the brink of madness. 

Islamic radicals raging across the Middle East and North Africa. 

The Russians invading their neighbors and dicking around with our "allies"...

An economy seemingly run on magic money and sold with massaged numbers.... 

Race riots boil in the inner cities, cops getting shot at in the sketchier parks of the suburbs....

Fathers marrying daughters...

Women marrying Dolphins...

If only we had a leader to slap us our of our collective malaise and resignation to this idiotic fate...

But alas, we are left wanting. 

While the world burns, President Obama took a few hours out of his busy day of diminishing the American influence over the world and presiding over a slowly collapsing economy to have a little fun....

He made a cute video for Buzzfeed, where he and Joel McHale make faces and act silly for the camera. 


Timing is Everything

21215-nero-facesI'm not dumb enough to think he made this last week (probably made a few weeks ago, if not longer), nor do I think this is really worth breathing him up over in general (it's actually sorta cute and charming). 

But man, does this guy have some dogshit timing. 

If this had dropped a few weeks ago... 

When gas was cheap, the Muzzies were sorta behaving for a little, there were decent economic numbers that hadn't yet been shat upon by the Associated Press for being a mixture of two parts bullshit for one part smoke screen...

It might have gone over as intended; a harmless piece of fluff that's meant to make the Most Powerful Man on the Planet seem a little more human. 

 But instead it drops like a lead balloon as the world spins wildly into chaos, as our economy sputters and spins, and everything else just feels wrong... (And it does, right? Something just feels off lately...)

21215-nero-gypsiesIt's like he pissed of a gypsy or something, the string of Public Relations nightmares that has befallen this man since roughly a week after his historic first swearing in...

Website don't work, insurance gets more costly, Biden tries to force himself on a middle schooler... Just an endless list of headaches and hang ups; slowly devouring this man into a grey empty shell of his former self. 

 

There is something to be said here about the perception of the Office of President, sure... Some out there... Cough, cough Faux News maaaaaaaaaan.... might have an aneurism over the unforgivable stain such mindless stupidity will leave upon the Office. And there is a bit of a point to be made there, as even the most die in the wool Obamaite had to wince a little as Lord Barrack the Feckless shot invisible jumpers and danced around like some half witted Asian tourist at a theme park with a Selfie Stick before sitting down for his hard hitting chat with the guy formerly on Community. You almost can't help but think to yourself "that man is the leader of the free world?!?! The guy reduced to making faces into a smudgy mirror in order to sell that snake oil of a health care program on the American young people is gonna then stare down that jackass Putin or those head lopping hajis in Syria with any amount of credibility??? 

 I know leaders like to do cutesy bits to make the people "like" them... Putin rides horses bare chested and wrestles bears, the European leaders say bad things about Americans.... It happens. Part of the game those dues are in. 

You wanna stick out your tongue, stick out your tongue... Go ahead, knock yourself out. But the selfie stick? 

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It's almost like he doesn't care... 

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