Ape walks upright!!!!

consul_the_chimpIf there is something I think all people can agree on it has to be that nothing really brings a person as much delight as watching an animal do human things.

Especially chimps and apes.

Who hasn't been charmed by the sight of a chimp smoking a cigar or upon seeing an ape dressed as a butler?

But there is one human action you have never seen an ape do...

And I promise you that it will unsettle you to your very core....

A 21 year old western Lowland gorilla named Ambam, currently located at the Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in the United Kingdom has been videotaped walking upright.

Check out the video...



There have been many reasons given by experts as to how the beast may have "learned" this rare trick...

From figuring out that he could carry twice as many  things by using only his feet to walk to discovering that he prefers keeping his hands dry and out of the dirt, all sorts of varied theories have been offered to try and explain how the beast may have picked up this trick...

All accept one...

Evolution.

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As unique a trick as walking erect might be for one of the great apes to pull off, Ambam isn't the first ape to have been known to do so...

Hell, he isn't even the first in his bloodline.

ambamx-largeBoth Ambam's father and sister can also walk around on their hind legs, walking more like a man than an ape.

But what if this isn't just a freakish anomaly... a trick their father may have picked up from somewhere and then taught to his young children through example.  What if this is the beginnings of a stage in evolution.

What if we are not watching just another cute video of an animal doing people things but the first signs that the species are evolving?

Chilling, right???

Danger_ChimpsKnowing that there is a chance that at some point in your children’s lifetimes, they will have to wary of attacks coming from the savage hordes of roving gorilla gangs...

That this video is the first sign that the eventual move for Mankind to lose its spot as "Top Species" on the planet has begun...

It chills the soul.

And don't for a single moment believe that we stand a chance against a mobilized gorilla army...

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Sure, we have technological advancements on our side...  but riddle me this, how many of us could really take advantage of said technology?

Not everyone knows how to shoot a gun, let alone has access to firearms.  And without our boom sticks folks, we really aren't much more than really weak excuses for apes. 

The conquering legions of the Ape Army will sweep through Man, pounding any human foolish enough to resist their rule.

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Within a few months of the War's beginning, our once proud civilization will be ground into the dust of history by the powerful padded "hands" of the gorilla conquerors.

So there you have it... the END of the Human species' dominance on this planet.

You’ve been warned...

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