Peter Kling brings the insanity...

nora-the-piano-playing-catIf there was any justice in the world, this would be the most viewed YouTube video ever produced instead of whatever wacky antics those silly cats are up to (I won't lie though... it would never beat "Charlie bit my finger"... that Charlie gets me every freaking time)...

Anyway...

It’s an awkward video from the Exopolitics TV video series (brought to us by Alfred Lambremont Wabre, a man who could not look more uncomfortable conducting this interview) where author Peter Kling (pimping his latest tome, Letters to Earth: You Can Survive Armageddon, about the future the Bible has all planned out for us) tells the world about the wonderful insanity he has rattling around in that creepy looking head of his…

Stop me if you have heard this one…

The bible deep within it has a secret code which reveals a truth beyond all truths…

It foretells that President Barrack Obama will bring a lasting peace to the Middle East… that the peace he strikes will bring about his re-election… and the doom of Mankind.  A “false flag” attack (believed to be nuclear) will strike our nation’s capital in 2013 which will be followed by a projection (brought to us by the good people of Project Blue Beam) of Jesus Christ that will bring the world to its and bring about a New World Order government (which is being sponsored by aliens with evil intent), the global outlawing of Islam, and a United Nation’s sanctioned religion.

But fear not friends, for the Good Book then tells us (in this secret code, of course, that only Kling has been able to decipher as of yet) that all this death and suffering will be brought to an end when the benevolent aliens that are out there (you know, the ones that genetically engineered us) return to Earth to kick the snot out of those pesky bad guy aliens and those nWo types thus returning balance to the planet and bringing about the Utopia promised to us by God.

I promise you… This will be the best hour you burn needlessly this week…


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