Tom Brady makes a child cry...
I realize the Tom Brady has a fist full of Super Bowl rings, cheats on tens with twelves, and is the closest our nation has come to the rebirth of the Mighty Achilles...
But I assure you, all those accolades, rings, and walking testaments to his glory pale when compared to the shrieks of this heartbroken Philly fan...
I bet Brady jerks off to this exhibition...
Watch this kid learn the agony of defeat…
Heartbreaking, isn’t it???
This kid is what, maybe five and he knows- as if he learned it from the ether of the hereafter- that Tom Brady is unstoppable when he is hot.
Knows it like he knows his mother loves him.
Not only does he know that, but he also knows that his father- the image of God in his mind- is powerless against it.
That’s greatness.




